What is the use of stealing 2 eggs?

Two women were heard talking about a theft, in one of the most common places where petty theft occurs. One woman was telling her companion that she knew a mutual friend of theirs stole 2 eggs. The second woman asked the former, what is the use of stealing two eggs?

Did the act of theft enrich the thief? The consequences of theft far outweighed the benefits of eating 2 free eggs. The criminal would have a heavy conscience after the consumption of the eggs. What if the owner of the eggs cursed the thief? What if bad karma follows the thief? What is the use of petty theft?

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Psychopath stalker: Diary of a Woman

I have a stalker who shadows me whenever she spots me in the vicinity. She knows I am not capable of helping her but she insists of following me around. She’s kind of a midlife lesbian or psychopath, or a mixture of both. A person with a mental problem won’t accept a refusal for an answer. She stalks the object of her desire, always taking the opportunity to be around me. She’s that creepy.

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Private ambulance runs red light: Diary of a Woman

A private ambulance ran a red light and nearly ran over a couple of pedestrians. The driver working for his meal ticket couldn’t care less about road safety. He wanted to protect his meal ticket. It was a non-emergency case or less the public ambulance would have been asked to respond. The private sector has always been hardcore about trying to live up to standards, to prove they are worth the money. Hey, more people don’t need to die for the sake of one dying patient.

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Broad daylight streetwalker: Diary of a Woman

In a working class neighborhood, in broad daylight, scores of desperate housewives streetwalkers search hungrily among the sea of strangers, hoping to bait someone; anyone.

With hooks dangling, they angle for slabs of meat, or marginalized rejects who can’t get anyone else. They never consider the risks of bringing home to their children, the crabs or the clap.

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Lesbian married to gay man mothers daughter fathered by another man: Diary of a Woman

The woman wants a mortal rescuer to carry her burden for her. Its complicated but that’s how the ball rolls for her. She said her daughter does not resemble her present husband because of her father was an issue. She has gone back to her lesbian/ bisexual/ pansexual roots because her husband does not satisfy her. She implied the gay man had his personal realm which locked out the rest of the domestic equation in the shared marital home.

There’s nothing worse than a fake or a woman who can’t make up her mind.

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Overheard at McDonalds: Diary of a Woman

A young woman professed her sole ambition is to get married and be a housewife. It’s the end of the decade in 2010 and there are still women whose brains are programmed on being housewives, homemakers, baby boomers and being the lady of the house. She has to be the mistress of the bedroom to continue her reign. Nothing like sex to bring the man to his knees, according to the woman. What happens when he gets a new change?

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How to shop for free: Diary of a Woman

Are you so hard up on accumulating points on your member card that you offer it up to strangers so that you can chalk up a few points when they ring up their bill at the check-out? On the reverse side, are you generous enough to donate your points to anyone Tom, Dick, Harry or Harriet who asks you? Will an offer of under the counter barter trade do it for you?

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