I am not gay but have been hit on by numerous gays. The male gay wants to befriend me on a closer level and become my buddy, with benefits, of course. The female gays want benefits, with friendship as fringe benefits.
Gay friends want benefits – Diary of a Woman
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Sponge returns to work – Diary of a Woman
The sponge returned to work. The woman who told cock and bull stories to defraud neighbors has finally admitted responsibility for her daughter. The girl has her own self responsibility program to stay at home after school, and check in with her mother. The woman still tries to force neighbors to take in her child for freebies, whenever she can grab an unsuspecting stranger in the area. While she makes a tidy sum for her work, she has refused to spare her loose change for the neighborhood daycare center.
Foreplay or murder?
If the man presses a cold gun to your forehead, does that make you reach a climax quicker? Does the threat of being killed give you an adrenalin rush and push you towards an organism faster? Arthur Sedille has been arrested for the murder of his wife Rebecca Sedille, in the circumstances described. Would the jury believe that a husband who shot his wife dead did it accidentally during sex play?
Winner of Father of the Month award: Diary of a Woman
Winner of Father of the Month award goes to the Dad who said – “If your neighbor can afford to push a shopping cart down the supermarket aisles, it means she has money to spare and thus, you should befriend her to get some benefits.”
The father said this to teach his 8 year old daughter how to sponge off their neighbor. What sort of man teaches his daughter to be a leech? Instead of preaching on the merits of hard work, thrift, diligence and other moral values, he lectures on how to make friends with benefits, get freebies without lifting a finger, and rob people blind.
When is butt grabbing legitimate? Diary of a Woman
The instructor at a rock climbing course has the liberty of grabbing butts. He has a legitimate excuse. The butt shove allegedly supports the learner and gives the newbie a boost up. So, butt grabbing is the low high for physical education instructors. Why doesn’t the helper support the climber by holding the waist? Because that would take all the fun out of it for him.
Searching for Aladdin’s Cave – Diary of a Woman
Did anyone ever look at you as though you were their next meal ticket? A woman from the hood was searching for her Aladdin’s Cave. She has yet to learn her riches lie within herself, in her potential to work for herself to get what she desires. Yo, don’t you know thousands of people have scrapped the same down-trodden, beaten path and found nothing?
Unless you have an unending windfall of dough, you better steer away from hangers on. There is never enough to dissipate to support numerous lives.
Have you seen a pink chimp? Diary of a Woman
Have you seen a pink chimp? I was sent to run an errand, because karma would want the favor returned. My mission was to buy a small soft toy, in a specific color and manifestation. I searched 4 stores fruitlessly. I waited for the 5th store to open shop for their late start of the day. I went inside to enquire and by half a stroke of luck, I found the desired toy but fulfilling only partial conditions. The likeness was found but the color was not the exact fit. Oh, wait, the soft toy was clutching at a heart of the right color. So would that do? There was no other choice so I bought it. I set out to buy a pink chimp but compromised with a brown chimp clutching a pink heart. Because the store didn’t carry any other chimp. What sort of person would request for a chimp? Don’t ask.
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